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Director: Dale Fabrigar/Everette Wallin Notable Cast: Samantha Lester, Melanie Lyons, James Lyons, Abigail Schrader, Melanie Lyons, Brendan Patrick Connor, Samantha Sloyan, Ken Garcia Rating: UR Review:  Never before have I actually regretted paying to view a film.  Never.  I can even justify bottom barrel bargain … Continue reading

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Human Centipede II: Full Sequence

Director: Tom Six Notable Cast: Laurence R. Harvey, Ashlynn Yennie Rating: UR Review:  And we’re back.  The sequel no one was asking for but we’ll all watch dares to push the realms of sanity even farther than it’s “medically accurate” predecessor … Continue reading

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Bereavement

Director:  Stevan Mena Notable Cast: Michael Biehn, Alexandra Daddario Rating: R Review:  I’m not quite sure what horror means anymore. Honestly.  I see films like Bereavement and am lost on what people find scary.  Not at any part of the … Continue reading

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Chatroom

Director: Hideo Nakata Notable Cast: Aaron Johnson, Imogen Poots, Matthew Beard, Hannah Murray Rating: R Review:  How this film can even be classified as horror on VOD (Video On Demand for the nOOblets) is beyond me. Well, how this could … Continue reading

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Mask Maker: Meet Your Maker

Director: Griff Furst Notable Cast: Stephen Colletti, Jason London, Treat Williams, Nikki Deloach Rating: R Review:  The low-grade horror movie can be such a cruel beast, making you sift through countless mind numbing wannabes in order to find that one … Continue reading

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NNWIJ: From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999)

Director: Scott Spiegel Notable Cast: Robert Patrick, Duane Whitaker, Danny Trejo, Bruce Campbell Rating: R Review:  I’ve been holding off on this sequel because of my immense love of the original, but with a lazy Sunday threatening and its addition … Continue reading

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NNWIJ: Paranormal Entity (2009)

Director: Shane Van Dyke Notable Cast: …… Rating: R Review: Well, if you don’t watch Syfy and aren’t familiar with the Asylum production company, let me fill you in. Asylum rips off any movie with a big enough gross and … Continue reading

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NNWIJ: Stan Helsing (2009)

Director: Bo Zenga Notable Cast: Diora Baird, Steve Howey, Kenan Thompson, Leslie Nielsen Rating: R Review:  We’ll, I figured I’d go for a mindless comedy because it was so early in the morning when I turned it on.  But mindless … Continue reading

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NNWIJ: Teenage Catgirls In Heat (1997)

Director: Scott Perry Notable Cast: Effin’ Nobody Rating: UR Review:  Right off the bat you can make a few assumptions about this film just by looking at the credits. For starters, it’s presented by Lloyd Kaufman, the mastermind behind so … Continue reading

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NNWIJ: House of Fears (2007)

Director: Ryan Little Notable Cast: Corri English, Sandra McCoy, Michael J. Pagan, Corey Seiver, Alice Greczyn, Eliot Benjamin Rating: R Review:  Haha, what a shit fest.  Know how you have to sift through garbage to find a few of those … Continue reading

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