Category Archives: Reviews

Hear about the latest movie releases and whether they are worth your time!

The Expendables 2

Director: Simon West Notable Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Liam Hemsworth, Randy Couture, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Nan Yu Rating: R Review:  Longest.  Casting.  List.  Ever.  Jeez, I think … Continue reading

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Ted

Director: Seth MacFarlane Notable Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Stewart Rating: R Review:  Seth MacFarlane’s big screen debut was only a matter of time, but the question at least on this critic’s mind … Continue reading

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Men In Black 3

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld Notable Cast: Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Jemaine Clement, Emma Thompson, Michael Stuhlbarg, Alice Eve, Bill Hader, Will Arnett Rating: PG-13 Review:  Another year, another month, another week, another un-original remake/reboot/unnecessary sequel cash-in.  So here again, ten years … Continue reading

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Monster Brawl

Director: Jesse T. Cook Notable Cast: Dave Foley, Art Hindle, Lance Henriksen, Jimmy Hart, Kevin Nash, Robert Maillet, Herb Dean Rating: UR Review:  Holy mother of the horror gods sent to deliver us from B-Movie heaven, a fake wresting tournament … Continue reading

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Jeff Who Lives At Home

Director: Jay Duplass/Mark Duplass Notable Cast: Jason Segel, Ed Helms, Susan Sarandon, Judy Greer, Rae Dawn Chong, Steve Zissis Rating: R Review:  Championing the “Mumblecore” movement are the Duplass brothers,  striking awkwardly again with Jeff Who Lives At Home.  But … Continue reading

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The FP

Director: Brandon Trost/Jason Trost Notable Cast: Jason Trost, Lee Valmassy, Art Hsu, Caitlyn Folley, Nick Principe, James DeBello, Sean Whalen, James Remar, Clifton Collins Jr. Rating: UR Review:  You know there are some hardcore DDR fans sucking down Code Red Mountain … Continue reading

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388 Arletta Avenue

Director:  Randall Cole Notable Cast: Nick Stahl, Mia Kirshner, Devon Sawa Rating: UR Review:  A horror movie doesn’t have to be good in order to strike fear.  Sometimes the worst horror movies can be terrifying, even crafted with a thin … Continue reading

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Prometheus

Director: Ridley Scott Notable Cast: Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Guy Pearce, Logan Marshall-Green, Rafe Spall, Kate Dickie, Patrick Wilson, Sean Harris Rating: R Review:  Ridley Scott: A sci-fi genius.  The Alien franchise: Indefinitely hung amongst the rafters of sci-fi’s … Continue reading

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The Dictator

Director: Larry Charles Notable Cast:  Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, Ben Kingsley, Jason Mantzoukas, John C. Reilly Rating: R Review:  Welp, Sacha Baron Cohen is back to belittling America with his new character Dictator Aladeen.  Well to be fair, Aladeen … Continue reading

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Piranha 3DD

Director: John Gulager Notable Cast:  Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, David Koechner, Chris Zylka, Katrina Bowden, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer, Gary Busey, Ving Rhames, Meagan Tandy, Jean-Luc Bilodeau Rating: R Review:  Excuse me while I have a special moment of B-movie … Continue reading

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